Nintendo Releases for August 14, 2025 (North America)

Alright, let’s dive into the chaos that is the Nintendo eShop update this week for North America. So, here’s the thing — this week was wild. Not sure why it hit me so, but there’s a bunch of stuff to untangle.

First off, sales. Oh boy, the deals are nuts right now. Like, I was scrolling through Nintendo of America’s website, right? And it’s like, "Wait, how much am I supposed to save?!" Anyway — sorry, I got sidetracked. Check it out if you’re into saving a few bucks. I mean, who isn’t?

Now, about those Nintendo Switch 2 games. Two big names here, and I’m talking big. We’re looking at Drag X Drive and EA Sports Madden NFL 26. Yep, those are the ones. Why just two? No idea. But quality over quantity, maybe?

Then there’s this avalanche of Nintendo Switch games out this week. Bear with me — the list is a doozy. Starting with, what was it… oh yeah, 1989 After the War and Bendy: Lone Wolf, both dropping Friday the 15th. How did they even think of these names? Anyway, side note: Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025 — sounds like something I’d mess up in real life, but virtually, I guess I have a shot?

Okay, lost my train of thought. Back to it: Bubble Wizard IV Saga, Bunkers 1944 FPS (also out the 15th), Cats in Cozy Rooms — which, by the way, sounds incredibly calming, right? There’s also a ton more like Crossout Legends, Hyper Dots, and Cyber AI Defense — are these real names or am I dreaming them up?

Right, I’m skipping around, but hang tight. Further down the carnival ride we have Super Darling Panic — what is even going on there? And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown. Seriously, do turtles ever really stop?

And then I saw Tralalero Tralala Simulator. Okay, I’m questioning my sanity at this point. But maybe you’re into Yarn Guardians or Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea? Who knows.

There you have it, folks. Hopefully, that wasn’t too much of a whirlwind. Just a regular week in the Nintendo universe, I guess. Or maybe not.