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Alright, so here’s the deal. Season 10 for Diablo 4? Probably hitting us on September 23. Or maybe not? Depends on whether Blizzard’s feeling cheeky and wants to throw us a curveball. Who knows these days?
Now, if that’s when it drops, Diablo’s got its work cut out. September’s like a gaming carnival—stuff everywhere. I mean, new games are more like sparkling fireworks compared to Diablo’s two-year-old candle. Don’t get me wrong, candles are cool, but shiny new stuff… they kind of steal the show. Especially if they’re called Borderlands 4 and friends.
Speaking of Borderlands 4—crazy, right? Pops up on September 12, and, honestly, everyone and their grandma’s gonna be glued to it. It’s been, what, six years since Borderlands 3? That’s like decades in gaming years. And sure, Borderlands and Diablo are like apples and oranges, but they’re both in the fruit salad of action RPGs. So, there’s bound to be some overlap. Or at least that’s what I think when my brain’s not distracted by shiny things.
Oh, and let’s not forget, Diablo’s calling its Season 10 “Infernal Chaos.” Dramatic, huh?
Other games? Holy moly, September’s a buffet: Hell is Us on the 4th, Cronos: The New Dawn on the 5th, Dying Light: The Beast by the 19th, and Silent Hill f slides in on the 25th. It’s like walking into your favorite bakery and wanting to buy everything. But you’ve only got so much room in your mind-palate, and Diablo 4 might end up being that one muffin you forget about. Ouch, right?
Plus, Titan Quest 2 is already shaking its moneymaker since August. Even in early access, people are loving it. Last time I checked, the devs said it would stick around in early access for at least a year. Might even stick around longer than my last relationship. Who knew?
So yeah, Diablo, gotta come out swinging with big punches. No more of that half-baked stuff, because once Season 10 hits, it’s going toe-to-toe with some heavy hitters. And let’s be real, with their next DLC set for 2026—diary note: long way away—they’ve gotta ensure players don’t wander off to the next big thing.
Anyway, there you have it. September’s gaming line-up is wild, and Diablo’s gotta hustle hard to shine. Like, seriously. Here’s hoping.