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Okay, so get this. Fellow Traveller and Paper Castle were all set to drop their game, Wander Stars, on the Nintendo Switch. But, surprise surprise, plans have shifted. “Hey folks, we’ve got news,” they blurted out—like they’re spilling secrets at a late-night diner.
Basically, they’re saying thanks to everyone who played the open beta. They got heaps of feedback—a real mixed bag, it seems. Turns out, the game’s got some kinks that need ironing out. Like, the UI? Yep, it’s all over the place. And don’t even get me started on combat bugs—sounds like they’re party crashers, honestly.
So, with you guys pointing out these quirks (big thanks, by the way), they figured it’s best to take a breather. They’ve been on a hamster wheel trying to meet earlier deadlines, so this pause is as much about the game as it is about their sanity.
Here’s the plot twist: Wander Stars is now set for lift-off on September 19. And guess what? That’s the seven-year mark since Underhero was released. It’s like these guys love a good anniversary, but hey, who doesn’t?
They’re grateful for your patience. Honestly, who knew patience could feel this epic, right? They’re sure the game will be worth the wait. They’re itching to show off the revamped version to you all.
Now, what’s this game about, you ask? Imagine a one-of-a-kind quest featuring a martial artist named Ringo and some sneaky guy, Wolfe. They’re on a space quest for this mystical Wanderstar map. Think tales spun with vibes from Cowboy Bebop, Dragon Ball Z, and One Piece. Yeah, it’s as wild as it sounds.
These guys aren’t just duking it out with punches and kicks. Nah, they’re wielding words too—in this bizarre martial art called Kiai. They’ve got over 200 words to mix and match for damage and creativity explosions. Sounds like poetic justice on steroids.
Anyway, mark your calendars. Wander Stars is blasting onto the Nintendo eShop worldwide on August 1, 2025. Save the date, folks! And don’t forget to check out the trailer if you wanna see what the fuss is all about.
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