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Okay, so Ra Ra Boom finally hits shelves! Well, virtual shelves—Xbox Series X|S to be specific. I gotta say, the folks at Gylee Games really poured their hearts into this one. And now, it’s in your hands. Feels kinda wild, right?
So, this game—it’s a side-scrolling beat ‘em up. Let me walk you through a few of the enemies you’ll be going toe-to-toe with. Or maybe just smashing buttons, but we’ll get to that. I’m rambling already…
First off, we had this idea—lanes. Different lanes in the game world to have these epic fights. Why? No idea, but it made things fun, I guess.
### The Brute
Now, meet The Brute. Think roller coasters at theme parks. Yeah, that’s where it started. This big transforming monster zipping around on tracks. It’s like a boss fight… on wheels. A giant cart-morphing beast. Honestly, feels like something out of a dream where nothing makes sense.
When The Brute does its thing, you gotta watch for this pounce attack. Miss it, and you’re toast. Then there’s chomping. ‘Cause why not? And don’t get me started on when it turns into a coaster. Jump or shoot—pick your poison.
### Martin
Ah, Martin. We created Martin last, a sort of flying nuisance hanging out in the Arcade level. Something was missing, and bam! A floating enemy. Except, it was a mess. Couldn’t tell where this guy was half the time. Floaty enemies, right? Bad idea. Cut, rethink, try again.
Finally, slap some holographic legs on him—now players can see where Martin’s at. Made him a goofy robot on big legs, and there he was.
### Bruce
Now, Bruce… oh Bruce. What a headache. Boss fights should be fun. This one? Motion sickness galore. After much whining—and tinkering with the background—it got playable. Chase scenes are cool until they’re not, you know?
Took Bruce to some gaming expos, and folks yawned. So, we added Eugene. A robot running buddy that explodes. What? Yeah, I know. It was boring, so we cooled it off and gave players more to do. Finally nailed a fun Bruce showdown (after a buildup that felt longer than a Monday meeting).
### Find Your Favorite
Anyway—wait, where was I? Oh! Try Ra Ra Boom yourself. Tell me which enemy you’d buy a ticket to punch. Or scream at. Up to you.
And that’s the lowdown. If you’re into chaos and kicking AI butt, this one’s for you. Or maybe you just like seeing ninja cheerleaders in action. Either way, it’s time to get playing!
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That was a ride, right?