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Okay, so get this. Raven Software just dropped a fresh update on May 13 for Call of Duty: Warzone. First off, the High Art event—you know, the one you’re grinding on—gets a bonus week. Yeah, until May 22. I was surprised. Thought it was gonna end sooner, but hey, more time to snag those rewards, right?
Let’s talk fixes. Aim down sights speeds were, uh, glitchy. Imagine trying to scout and your movement slows down—super annoying. They sorted it out. Good job, I guess. Ranked Play also got some tweaks—Restock is booting Fire Sale in circle 3. And emotes? They are a no-go in Ranked Play. Guess they thought it gave players some sneaky edge. Can’t have that.
Oh, and bugs. So, apparently revive times were draggggggging. Like, what’s the deal with that? They fixed it, plus there was some weird issue with operator voice-overs going off like a broken record. Also sorted. Oh, but there’s more! There’s this “How Prestige Works” button that was just unclickable for some—frustrating, right? That’s fixed too.
Alright, rewind a bit to May 1 (nostalgia, anyone?). Season 3 Reloaded brought some snazzy perks—like Verdansk Train Station opened up. Remember that? Multiple access points—total maze. Rebirth Island’s motorbike got a cameo in Verdansk. Fancy new contracts too: Big Game Bounty and Train Recon. Golden days.
High Art Event Pass though, that’s something—not just free but premium tracks too. Stuff like “Fired Up” Seth Rogen skin, double XP, and snazzy blueprints. Collecting like a kid in a candy shop but for digital goodies. Now those Event Pass rewards – like some heavy names: Ladra Submachine Gun, Goblin Mk2 7.62 Mini-Rocket—pop into your Armory when the event’s over. Makes you feel like a pro both in Warzone and Black Ops 6.
Oh, and there’s this whacky bug (not sure why it’s funny). Zombies? After players. In the Gulag. Imagine just minding your own business and BAM, zombies. Gulag’s wild enough without the undead making cameos.
Here’s a mess for you to sift through, but hey, that’s gaming. Glitches, updates, the whole chaotic ride. Keeps things lively, huh?
