Founders of Sumo Group to Depart the Company

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So, picture this: the folks who kickstarted Sumo Group in the UK are calling it a day after, like, 22 wild rides around the sun.

I’m not even sure why this sticks with me, but, yep, Carl Cavers, who’s been the CEO, COO Paul Porter, and this other guy, Darren Mills – he fiddles with excellence and whatever integration means – they’re all packing up. And, uh, in case you’re wondering, the big chair? It’s now a shared deal between CFO Andy Stewart (he deals with numbers, I think) and Gary Dunn, who’s just got a boost up the ladder to chief operating officer.

Oh! And let’s not forget, Tim Repa-Davies, the big shot in legal mumbo-jumbo, is stepping up to the board.

Carl had this to say – it’s kinda bittersweet, “Bailing out on something we’ve been hammering at for two decades isn’t a walk in the park, right? But, you know, the time feels right.” He goes on about how proud they all are, thinking Sumo’s ready to keep on trucking or whatever, which, okay, fair enough.

And Stewart, with his neat corporate tone, chips in, “This is sort of how things go. We’re sticking to what we know best, with a killer foundation. Eyes forward, clear goals.” I mean, sure, let’s see where this road trip heads next.