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So, here’s something wild: Lies of P, this game that’s part action, part role-playing—honestly, I’m not even sure how you’d classify it—has blown past three million sales. Yeah, like, three million! I mean, who would’ve thought, right? This all spilled out on Twitter, of all places, on June 20th. Not that I’m always refreshing Twitter or anything… But hey, I noticed it!
Anyway, the folks behind Lies of P had this big hurrah moment right after they dropped some DLC called Overture earlier in June. Like, June 6th, if you wanna get all specific. And get this, that DLC was makin’ waves—seventh highest-grossing game on Steam at one point. Surreal, right? Didn’t even expect it to knock past the OG game like that. But here we are.
Thinking back to the game’s debut in September of ’23—that feels like ages ago! Time just flies, or maybe it’s just me getting distracted. Now, about the Overture DLC… No one really knows how many copies it sold. Like, are we talking tens, hundreds, thousands? Guess we’ll find out later.
Oh, and the devs, they’re cheeky with their tweets. They went on about, “Three million puppets or three million humans?” Like, okay, philosophical much? But hey, they’re whimsical, and they tossed a heartful “thank you” to all the players who danced through their digital world named Krat. Krat sounds like a place I’d either love or get lost in. Probably both, knowing me.
I think they even hashtagged it with #ThankYou and everything. Pretty sweet in today’s temp-biz world, don’t you think? The sheer randomness of their Twitter post kinda resonates, like, maybe we all need a bit of that whimsy now and then.
Anyway—wait, where was I headed with this? Oh right—if you’re into gaming sagas, this might be your jam. Or maybe it’s just another game for the collection. Who knows? Only time will tell.