Alright, so here we go. Jack Black, man. He’s like, just popping up all over the place in the world of, you know, gaming? Movies about Mario, Minecraft, Borderlands—Jack’s in ’em. And now, next month—oh yeah, he’s on the skateboard train too. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 remake, and Jack? He’s playing Officer Dick. Twice. Wait, no, he’s also doing this other voice—Constable Richard—some kind of, I guess, UK version of Dick?
So get this, Dick—real name Richard Ennvee, by the way—he was that kid. You know the one? Other skaters called him a ‘poser’. Not cool, right? So what does Dick do? Flip the script and become the long arm of the law. Or something poetic like that. Like, revenge-driven justice? Meanwhile, Constable Richard doesn’t have much backstory. Still, he’s promised to be every bit the goofball that Officer Dick is. Picture that, I guess.
And oh, if Officer Dick isn’t ringing bells—he’s been in the Tony Hawk game scene since forever. Like, unlockable character OG status. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater? Yep, he’s been there, skipping a couple since but back again for Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2. With Jack Black, mind you. Anyway, July 11—that’s when Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 is dropping for all the big platforms. Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, all the Xboxes. Got your skateboard ready? Or not. Just, you know, check it out if you’re into that.