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So, yeah, AMD just dropped their EPYC 4005 server CPUs. Honestly, these things seem pretty beefy, aiming to give a run to Intel’s 6th-gen Xeon. Not sure why I’m so excited—maybe it’s all the tech jargon floating around these days.
Right, so AMD’s out with this EPYC™ 4005 lineup. They’re calling it a game-changer for small and medium businesses. You ever notice how press releases always sound like they’re announcing the next big thing? Anyway, might be worth a second glance. Just saying.
Check this out: they slapped the EPYC 4005 CPUs onto the same AM5 socket as their older siblings, the EPYC 4004. Big deal, huh? Well, it actually kind of is. Some tests from the Phoronix suite (don’t ask me details, my mind wandered during that part) show this 16-core dude, the EPYC 4565P, blowing past Intel’s Xeon 6300P by almost double. I mean, that’s wild, right?
So why’s this good? Picture growing businesses juggling budgets like circus performers. They need performance that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg. Derek Dicker from AMD (gotta love that name) says these CPUs balance it all out. Performance, simplicity, affordability—the holy trinity, if you will.
Oh, and a shoutout to the big players backing these CPUs: Altos, Gigabyte, Lenovo—you know, the usual crew. Lenovo’s talking about prepping small businesses for the AI future with these CPUs. Makes it sound all sci-fi, like we’re gearing up for an AI takeover. Kind of cool. Also kind of ominous?
And then there’s the techy stuff: cores, threads, cache—all the bits that make your head spin and your computer hum happily. I try to grasp it, but sometimes it’s like reading music when you’ve got earplugs in. Here’s a quick lowdown: from the 6-core 4245P to the beastly 16-core 4585PX with a price tag that nearly hits 700 bucks. You gotta love options, right?
In the end, it’s all about finding the right fit for the gig. AMD seems to have something here that might just shake things up. Or maybe not. It’s tech; who really knows what’s next?
So, should you care? Probably. Or not—it’s your call.
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