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Wow, so here we are again, folks. Fast Fusion—yep, that’s the name—decided to throw in Jack Merluzzi, the dude from F-Zero. He’s lending his voice to this game, launching with Mario Kart World. Remember when F-Zero GX was hot? It’s coming back too, or so they say, right around June. Nothing like a trip down memory lane with old friends, eh?
And get this, Fast Fusion’s priced low, like, bottom-shelf-cheap for the fancy new Nintendo Switch 2. Not just throwing money at Ferrari-type thrills here, but you still get that zoom-zoom buzz. Makes it a tantalizing pick for those grabbing the console first thing. They’ve even cooked up this bonkers idea: smushing two “racing machines” into one Frankenstein car with beefed-up stats. Wild, right?
Oh, and heads up! Developer Shin’en Multimedia—I keep mispronouncing that—tweet-spoke about Merluzzi. His vocal chords have rocked everything from Tekken to Mega Man X. You know, those games that your cousin swore he beat blindfolded? Anyway, who’s he voicing in Fast Fusion? Absolutely no clue. Maybe he’s just shouting, “Ready, Set, Go!” again like before, or maybe something spicier?
Fast has been Nintendo’s flashy sidekick since the days of Wii! Unbelievable, right? It was WiiWare back then—does anyone even remember that? Fast Racing League, zoom BAM, Neo on Wii U, then RMX for Switch. Critics loved those. So hopes are high, but easy does it, Nintendo fans. This could be the litmus test for Switch 2’s graphical wizardry.
It’s funny, though. F-Zero’s mainly been stuck in nostalgia land for decades now, just a relic. While Fast? It’s taken up the futuristic racing throne on Nintendo gear. But now they’ve got Mario Kart World and the old F-Zero GX showing up on the same day. Crowd’s getting bigger for Shin’en Multimedia, huh? Almost feels like a showdown. Anyway—Wait, I got sidetracked. Where was I again?
But yeah, June 5, 2025. Mark it. Fast Fusion’s dropping on your shiny new Nintendo Switch 2. Here’s hoping it gets you as hyped as a first cup of coffee on a Monday.
