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Alright, so here’s the deal. The Game Collection – yeah, that quirky little independent retailer we sometimes forget exists – has somehow magically restocked their Nintendo Switch 2 bundles. They’ve got eight of them. Eight! If you’re in the UK and still awake at the wheel, this might be your lucky day to snag the new portable marvel. Unless, of course, you’re me and can’t make decisions.
First off, there’s the Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World. I mean, who doesn’t love crashing into corners while pretending they’re not screaming inside? They’ve also got the solo consoles paired up with games like Split Fiction (which, let’s be honest, I haven’t heard of) and the not-so-casual Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition. And oh, yes — a Nintendo Switch 2 Camera exists. You can throw in some accessories like the 256GB MicroSD by Samsung. I think they’re calling it the Express Card? Express to what, though? My curiosity isn’t enough to Google it.
Here’s the whirlwind tour of what they’ve got:
1. Bundle one kicks off at £484.95 with just the console, Hogwarts Legacy (yep, it’s magic), and that mystical camera.
2. For the exact same price (£484.95), another bundle has Split Fiction instead of Hogwarts. Why? No clue.
3. Bumping up to £519.95, you get Mario Kart World, Split Fiction, and the camera. I guess they assume we’re all photographers?
4. Then, £539.95 gets you the console, Sonix X Shadow Generations edition (which… sounds intense?), along with that Samsung card and—you guessed it—the camera.
5. Feeling posh? For £559.95 you can scoop up the console, Cyberpunk 2077, Samsung card, and camera. It’s a techie’s fever dream.
6. Now, we jump to £589.95 for another Mario Kart package, but this time paired with Cyberpunk and the usual extras.
7. If you’re rolling in cash, there’s one for £609.95 with Cyberpunk, Hitman (sneaky!), Samsung card, and the camera.
8. Top tier alert! £644.95 nets you the full deluxe: Mario Kart, Cyberpunk, Hitman Signature Edition, Samsung card, and that ever-omnipresent camera.
Oh, and if you didn’t catch it, the Nintendo Switch 2 is planning to grace global markets on June 5, 2025. Prices go wild depending on where you are: £395.99 in the UK, €469.99 across most of Europe, and a cool $449.99 in the U.S.
Anyway, wherever you are in the world, it’s heading your way. So, brace yourselves!
