Hey, guess what? 33 Immortals is back! This thing is kicking off another playtest for all you Xbox Insiders out there. So mark your calendars for Tuesday, May 20, bright and early at 8am PT (or 11am ET, if you’re on the other side). It’s rolling for six whole days, wrapping up Monday, May 26. And here’s the big news: now you can jump into the chaos on an Xbox One. Yeah! Finally. Thunder Lotus somehow jammed more updates into it, and they can’t wait to hear from you. But heads up, there’s not much space, so be on your toes May 20th if you wanna dive in with 32 other players for this wild co-op action-roguelike ride. Seriously, it’s nuts.
So, here’s a weird one: you’re this doomed soul, right? Fighting against God’s last call. You just leap into these epic battles with, like, instant posse-matching, no waiting around. You all band together, duking it out with creepy monster swarms and bosses that just refuse to chill. As you push on, you get to grab some killer new relics and power up your soul forever. It’s like… cosmic leveling up, or something. And yeah, you’re up against God’s temper tantrum, fighting for your forever life. Heavy stuff. Anyway, wanna geek out more? Jump over to the 33 Immortals site and sign up!
Okay, updates — there’s a bunch. First, now you can finally rejiggle your controls if things feel awkward (it always bugged me, so thank goodness). Then, they tweaked stuff like the Sword of Justice and Staff of Sloth ’cause apparently people had opinions. Oh, and the Bow of Hope and the Daggers of Greed got their balance fixed up too. And those pesky Feats acting up? They tackled some of those.
I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, more info on what they patched can be found somewhere — I think they dumped it in some notes or whatnot.
Mark it down, folks:
– Kicking off: Tuesday, May 20th, 8am PT (11am ET)
– Wrapping up: Monday, May 26th, 8am PT (11am ET)
So, participating’s a breeze if you remember. When Tuesday hits, grab a coffee (or whatever wakes you up). Turn on your Xbox or PC, find the Xbox Insider Hub app (if it isn’t hiding in the Store, that is), head into Previews, tag 33 Immortals, hit Join. Then just hang tight while it registers. You’ll get hustled over to the Store to install the Beta version. It’s like lining up pizza slices at a party — first-come, first-served.
Oh, now let’s talk feedback. If you trip into problems or something just feels wonky while playing — use that “Report a problem” button. Deep breath: hold the home button, select Report, tag the Games category with 33 Immortals Beta, and spill the beans. It’s like writing a mini diary about your game fiasco.
And for all you social butterflies, stick with @XboxInsider on that X/Twitter bird thing and yammer away with fellow players on the Xbox Insider SubReddit. Keep an ear out here for all the juicy updates.
Catch you in the game, maybe?
