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So, uh, guess what? June 11 marks this big day for all us PC gamers. Why? The PC version of Stellar Blade is finally dropping. Yep, it’s real and it’s happening. Oh, and there’s this cool new stuff too. PS5 folks, don’t feel left out – you’re getting some of that extra content too, just via a nifty little patch download. Pretty sweet, right? It’s like, the gaming universe is expanding or something.
And there’s a video too, but you know, videos about games like these? Sometimes they just make me think of that time I stared at my screen way too long and forgot what time was. Oops.
Anyway! So, what’s the deal with this PC version? Let me take you on a small, chaotic tour of my random thoughts.
First up, we got some techy stuff – NVIDIA DLSS 4, AMD FSR 3—fancy, right? Eve, that ruthless warrior chic, she’s getting even fiercer. You can, like, unlock the frame rate. And if you’ve got the setup, well, happy days, because you can really push your PC to show what it can do.
Those Ultrawide resolutions? Big and beautiful. 21:9, 32:9—I barely know what the numbers mean, but man, it’s big. The art, the Earth… wait, wait, I’m supposed to talk about those textures. Check the settings ‘cause there’s 4K options and stuff. Makes it all pop, trust me.
Oh! Now, let’s talk about the DualSense controller. Isn’t that the one with the clicky feel and all? I was trying it once and, I dunno, it kinda felt like playing in 4D. You can customize keys too – make it feel like your journey, your craziness.
Mann. This guy Mann is like a big deal. Some sort of Sentinel leader or warrior or… Honestly, his title kinda flew over my head. But he’ll test Eve for sure. Royal Guard Suit if you win? Nice little carrot there, if you ask me.
There are more suits, like 25 of ‘em? I mean, make Eve a fashion icon while saving the world? Choices, choices.
Languages—Simplified Chinese, Japanese. Eve’s got options for more people to hear her story, her words, or whatever. It’s all about feeling it in your comfort zone, maybe? And me wishing I was multilingual but that didn’t quite happen.
Finally, if you wanna maximize all this goodness, there are these minimum specs. Tech talk – I could ramble, but I’ll spare you, sorta.
For all you Stellar Blade fans, it’s like, big bear hugs for sticking around and waiting it out with Eve and co. June 11—or maybe the 12th, depending where you’re at—let’s join the digital parade.
Okay, gotta run. But hey, maybe see you all out there in the digital mess or whatever.
—Sometime, Somewhere Gamer Gal
