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Alright, so it’s Saturday, July 5 – somehow. Doesn’t matter, right? I love deals, you love deals, we all love deals. Let’s dive into this chaos.
Big-time Savings on Samsung Gaming Monitors
First up, we’ve got these Samsung gaming monitors over at Woot. I can’t believe the deals. Like, serious eyebrow-raisers. There’s this snazzy 32” Odyssey G8 – a QD-OLED wonder! 🖥️ Does anyone even know what QD-OLED really means? Anyone? Nope, just me? Okay. Anyway, it dazzles with 240Hz refresh rates. Colors pop like crazy candy. Then there’s this wild 49” curved monster – Odyssey G9. Picture this: $1899.99 to $999.99. My wallet’s shaking in disbelief. How does this magic even happen?
Crucial T500 2TB Gen4 SSD for $124.99
Who doesn’t need more space for… stuff? We’ve got this Crucial T500 2TB SSD. It’s a snug fit for that PC or shiny PS5. Bam! Heatsink, check. Super fast, check. You’ll be storing and playing like a champ. Honestly, 2TB is a mystery in its own right. So much room.
Assassin’s Creed Shadows for just $49.99
Oh man, Assassin’s Creed Shadows in da house. Feels like everyone’s talking about it. Or maybe they’re not, but they should be? It’s got that 8/10 vibe. They say it’s sharpened and refined. Refined like fine cheese, maybe? I dunno. Count me in, though.
Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition on Switch
Oh, now we’re talking. Mid-year catch-ups anyone? Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition for $17.97. Sounds ridiculous, but I’m loving it! Comes stuffed with all these crazy expansions… tentacles, fusterclucks – too wild not to grab.
Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide for $43.56
Books? For games? Yes, please. This Metaphor: ReFantazio guide will have you flipping nearly 600 pages like a mad scientist looking for secrets. Archetypes, Bonds… I imagine it’s like unraveling game secrets and pretending you’re a wise wizard.
Steam Summer Sale Madness
Ah, Steam. Bringing that much-needed chaos with their Summer Sale craze. RPGs everywhere. Final Fantasy and Elder Scrolls bargains? Yes! Guardians of the Galaxy and Crash Bandicoot under $6. I mean, under six bucks is practically free. No exaggeration.
Donkey Kong Bananza Pre-Orders!
June hit us with Donkey Kong Bananza, and suddenly, DK’s back with Pauline. Not sure how I feel about some folklore planet-core wish-granting thing, but you know what? I’m here for it. My fingers are twitching, ready to hit that pre-order button. Biggest game yet, they say. Who am I to argue with Bananza madness?
And that’s all the bonkers goodies for today. Go forth and feast on these wildness-worthy deals. ✨
