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Alright, so there I was in Persona 5: The Phantom X, diving headfirst into this “Treasure Tail: Zoshigaya” quest. Seriously, who knew helping a cartoonish Orange Tabby Cat find its treasures could be this… perplexing? Not me, that’s for sure. Anyway, the drill is simple—they need help finding their “Orange Tabby Treasures” scattered around Zoshigaya. These things don’t exactly shine on your map, which is kind of maddening. I mean, some need ridiculous detours, and you’re basically guessing where to go next. But hey, the rewards are neat, so it’s not all bad, I guess?
Let’s talk treasure. Seven of ‘em, to be exact. Now, before the panic hits, the first one’s a freebie. Bam, cutscene magic. Only six left. I should’ve made a map or something, but I’m too lazy for that. Instead, I’m here to walk you through it. Sort of.
### Treasure #1: The Blue Bucket Mystery
Right outta the gate, you’re face-to-face with the Orange Tabby Cat. Spin around and—what the—there’s this person just yammering away on their phone. Peek behind them for the bucket. Why blue? No clue.
### Treasure #2: The High-Up Hideaway
Next stop, near the station. There’s an outdoor AC unit there—yup, a condenser thingamajig. It’s all wobbly and industrial-looking. Yep, treasure atop that.
### Treasure #3: Locked-Up Loot
Now, track down a fenced bike parking area. There’s a blue garbage bin inside. Can’t go through the fence? Of course not. Because… reasons. Walk up, do some fancy interacting, and voilà.
### Treasure #4: Bushes and Eavesdropping
This gem’s hanging out by your pad. Two folks are chatting away, oblivious as ever, near a bush. Nudge up and grab that treasure. Simple, right?
### Treasure #5: Pot Plant Prize
Flower pot in an alleyway, dead across from some capsule machines—cue the flashbacks. First, head to Shibuya Underground Mall’s Flower Shop and snag Extra-Strength Nutrients. Feed the pot, get the prize. Gardening 101. Or something.
### Treasure #6: Under-the-Table Affair
Final stop, northern end of Zoshigaya. There’s a table. Peek under and snag the last treasure. It’s almost too easy. Almost.
Alright, serendipity complete. Head back to the Orange Tabby Cat, and bask in the warm fuzzies of completion. You’ll snag some sweet rewards. What rewards? Ha, it’s a secret—okay, not really, but why spoil it?
And that’s all, folks. Go get those treasures like a pro. Or just flail about like I did. Whatever works.