Schoolgirl Attends Switch 2 Event in October

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“They can’t have ice cream anymore!” That line just popped into my head, and weirdly, it kinda fits. So, you’re scratching your head about the Switch 2 game announcements, right? Well, maybe you’ve been looking in the wrong millennium—2089 Japan, to be exact. And guess what? D3Publisher’s got your back, ‘cause they just dropped the news on something called Full Metal Schoolgirl. Mark your dates: October 23rd.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering who’s behind this wild ride, it’s Yuke’s. Remember those guys? They threw EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever at us. Now, they’re hitting us with what they’re calling an “action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude.” Seriously, the trailer’s a whole vibe.

Anyway, let’s see what the press release actually says, ‘cause I’m kinda losing track here.

Fast forward to 2089 Japan—dystopian, naturally. It’s like neon lights and corporate greed went on a date or something. We’re talking Meternal Jobz, a big scary corporation with a bunch of undead cyborg workers that just never clock out. And you? You’re this badass cyborg schoolgirl on a climb up their 100-story building—slashing through zombie salarymen, battling a seriously evil CEO, and facing off with gnarly security systems. It’s like, rebel with a cause, am I right?

Nobuyuki Okajima, a bigwig over at D3Publisher, quipped something about rebellion, chaos, capitalism… honestly, big words for a game filled with bullets and blades. But hey, it sounds like a blast.

Playing the game involves living out my wildest “cyborg schoolgirl with a vendetta” fantasy. Yup, you get all souped-up with high-tech weaponry, infiltrate this mega-corp from hell, and go wild on the undead corporate drones… like a bad breakup only more dramatic.

Imagine doing all this in the shifting belly of a skyscraper—from traps to tricky layouts that make you wonder if someone changed the blueprints just to mess with you. As if getting to the top wasn’t enough—ugh, CEOs waiting up there giving major big-boss energy.

And oh, livestreaming battles is a thing. That’s right, you’re not just fighting to survive, you’re also the star of your own show. Garner viewer support, get rewarded, or whatever. It’s like social media but with more adrenaline. Even if everything goes south, there’s a crowd out there, virtually cheering you on—kind of comforting, I guess?

So, itching to pre-order for the Switch 2? Well, hold your horses, cause it’s not open just yet—though, the game’s official site is live and kicking. Who knows what you’ll find there? Give it a peek if you’re curious.

And there you have it. Not sure if I covered everything or just got lost somewhere in my own head—but what can you do?