Alright, so I’m sitting here, trying to catch up on all the chaos Sony’s been throwing at us PlayStation junkies. Every week, it’s like Christmas – only instead of sweaters we didn’t ask for, it’s games and stuff we actually want. Anyway, here’s my attempt at hashing together this week’s finds from the PlayStation universe. Just a heads-up: this might be a bit of a ride!
Alright, picture this. It’s Tuesday – or wait, maybe it’s Monday night because who even keeps track these days – and PlayStation’s doing their usual dance of releasing loads of fresh goodies. You know, PS4, PS5, VR; the whole shebang. It’s like a confetti storm of digital content.
Our dear North America – May’s PlayStation Plus Highlights
So, May rolls in, and with it, a line-up you’ve probably been expecting. I mean, who isn’t?
- ARK: Survival Extended – yep, it’s out there again, roaming through both PS4 and PS5.
- Balatro – no clue what they were thinking with this one’s name. It’s kinda catchy though, isn’t it?
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun – nothing says “relax” quite like some high-octane sci-fi chaos.
Getting dizzy? Let’s dive into more PSVR madness
But wait – did I mention the VR updates? Honestly, I got so sidetracked with the regular games, I almost didn’t. You can practically feel pixels flying past your face with some of these.
Some of the Wild, Cat-filled PS4 & PS5 Games
This week, there’s a weird mix of everything. From arcade throwbacks to downright odd titles. Just imagine scrolling through this lot:
- Alien Rush and American Arcadia – pretty sure there’s no connection between the two, yet here we are, listing them side by side.
- Anime Girls – Fantasy Desire – okay, someone might need a cold shower.
- Cats Clean Ocean – is this a game or an environmental agenda? Could be both.
And then you have things like Drive Me Crazy and DOOM: The Dark Ages. Honestly, titles packing more action than a season finale of whatever show you’re binge-watching right now.
Let’s not skip on the peculiar ones: I’m in Love With Your Dead Grandmother: Online Battle Royale. I mean, where do you even start?
There’s questions: like what’s the deal with The Jumping Peach? And then Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate pulling my nostalgia strings till they snap.
I could go on – and there’s plenty more crumb trails to follow (did someone say Supermarket Anime Collector’s Simulator?), but this is already looking like a long night of thumb-tapping joy. So if you’re in the mood for a wild download spree, here’s a perfectly good excuse to dive in and lose track of time. Enjoy!
Alright, next up? The European scene. Probably a whole new set of goodies over there.
