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Hey, so guess what? Nintendo’s gone and done it again with the Switch 2. It’s out. Yep, and just try finding one—it’s like looking for a unicorn at a petting zoo. Seriously, stores can’t keep them on the shelf, and if you’re thinking Amazon Prime Day’s gonna help, well, hate to break it to you—no discounts. Not on the console, anyway. Maybe on an extra controller or something, if you’re lucky.
Now, let’s talk size. Bigger, obviously. Everything’s supersized these days, right? The Joy-Cons are bulkier, the screen’s now a 7.9-inch deal. Feels hefty in a good way. They’ve also revamped the dock and that flimsy kickstand from the OG model. Oh, and storage! It’s got 256GB, but if you’re like me and hoard games, you’ll need a microSD Express. Those tiny memory cards stress me out, but what can you do?
The nerdy specs are saying 1080p display and can hit 4K when docked. Sounds fancy for a handheld, huh? And possible 120 fps with HDR? Not sure if my eyes can even tell the difference, but hey, it’s there.
For peeps looking to score one, there are bundle deals with Mario Kart flying around. Not sure why I mentioned this; maybe I’m just dreaming of zip-zapping banana peels on Rainbow Road.
Tracking stock? Yeah, it’s kinda like gambling. You gotta keep checking, like, all the time. Or get a crystal ball. Last I peeked, it was pandemonium on July 7, 2025. Go figure.
Oh, and if you’re in the US, Antonline and the big names like Walmart, GameStop… all the usual suspects. UK folks, you’re not left out. Got Argos, Very, ShopTo—those guys are in the mix. By the time you read this, who knows? Maybe they’ve restocked. Or not.
I’m rambling now, but whatever. See you in the pixel world—or not, if the stars refuse to align.