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You know, I’ve been eyeballing Cyberpunk 2077 for what feels like forever. And guess what? It’s going for just $20.99 on Steam right now. Crazy, right? I mean, that’s the lowest the price has ever been. And if you’re into DLC madness, the Phantom Liberty bundle is also chopped down to $20.99. Could be the best deal in the history of deals. Or maybe I just love a good bargain?
Anyway, don’t even get me started on its rocky start back in 2020—uff. Total disaster at launch, but like, somehow, they’ve pulled it off with this 2.0 update. It’s smoother than a greased-up car hood now. They practically redid the whole game. Vehicles, gameplay—you name it. It’s like a build-your-own-adventure with skills, cyberware, and weapons. So whether you’re sneaking around throwing knives like a ninja or blasting everything to bits, there’s something for everyone.
Oh, but get this: these deals go poof on August 17. So, you know, set an alarm or something? If you wanna go all out, there’s the Ultimate Edition. It has everything—base game and Phantom Liberty. Like, 53% off. $38.62 for the whole shebang. Matching the bottom barrel prices, if you can believe that.
By the way, this game keeps getting updates like it’s some kind of eternal project. The latest patch, version 2.3, dropped July 17 and it’s got, I dunno, auto-drive or whatever for your rides, new vehicles, side jobs—like a never-ending to-do list. Seriously though, who knew games could just keep on growing?
There’s also this thing… customization options? Yeah, they updated them. Plus, you got CrystalCoat now, which is just fancy talk for changing your car colors on the fly. And before I forget—Cyberpunk 2077 has a sequel diving into pre-production. And Season 2 of the anime is coming. So, lots happening in this universe.
Okay, now I’m rambling. But truly, if there’s a time to jump into this cybernetic chaos, it might just be now. Or not. Whatever floats your digital boat.
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There you have it!