Okay, so here’s a thing. Dysmantle—this survival game—apparently has people hooked. So hooked, in fact, it’s smashed past the two million mark in sales. Yeah, two million! Imagine that. I stumbled upon this tidbit from 10tons, the brains behind the chaos. They spilled the beans about this milestone a bit over 40 months since they did their grand unveiling in November 2021. Before that, it was hanging out in Early Access for a year. A year! Like it was chilling at a party before actually deciding to show up for real.
Anyway, they’ve thrown the game onto practically everything with a screen—PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, iOS, and Android. Who could keep track of such a thing? They didn’t bother saying how each was doing—like, did the PlayStation folks love it more, or were Switch users all in?
Oh, and here’s a nugget—they’re marking the occasion with a physical version for PS5 and Switch. You know, something you can actually hold, if that’s your thing. This Sampo Töyssy guy—hope I’m spelling that right—co-founder or vice-whatever at 10tons, sounded pretty jazzed. Or maybe relieved? Hard to tell. He was all like, “Thanks a heap, folks, for the 2 mil sales.” They’re rolling out this physical edition on June 27th. But here’s the kicker: they wanted to bring this to the US too. Guess what? Didn’t happen. Some twist of fate or misfortune, I dunno. But if you’re itching to grab it, I hope you succeed. Thanks, everyone, for sticking around, he says.
And there you have it—the messy, chaotic celebration of gaming perseverance.