Cyber Schoolgirl Leads Cyborg Teens in Office Frenzy

Hey, so imagine this—Japan in the future, right? Office workers chained to their desks 24/7 (I mean, seriously?!). Who’s gonna stand up to that evil corporate monster? Enter our hero(ine?), a cyborg schoolgirl with a mission to, well, unleash chaos and dish out justice in this wild ride called Full Metal Schoolgirl.

Now, if you’re like me and love some good old action—this game’s got that in spades, courtesy of Yuke’s and D3Publisher. They’re kind of the legends behind wrestling games and that, um, quirky OneChanbara series. So, picture this: you’re hacking and slashing, with lots of dramatic action moments, all while wearing a school uniform. Why? Who knows. Maybe it’s a statement? Or just marketing.

Ah, you’re this mechanized schoolgirl—two of them actually—and you’re not just lazily strolling about. Nope, you’re climbing this ridiculously huge 100-story corporate behemoth called Meternal Jobz. A resting paradise, it ain’t. The company’s got these worker drones (maybe a nod to the daily grind, or maybe just creepy) and they’re there to, um, stop you? They call them the “Working Dead”—kinda catchy, kinda eerie.

Climbing higher, battling these relentless drones, everything’s upgradable. Because of course, you can’t go on a tech rampage without some power-ups, right?

And man, the trailer—cheeky as heck. Yuke’s seems to be having a ball with this concept. The English version has its charm, but the Japanese one? It’s got its own song and everything. You really gotta check out both for the real vibe.

Oh, almost forgot (how could I?), the game’s cyber-schoolgirls are streaming their whole escapade. Even getting viewers to pitch in with donations and stuff—it’s like a whole interactive thing now. Donations in exchange for what? New outfits? Yeah, prob’ly.

Anyway, mark the calendars: October 23rd. Get it on your Switch 2, PlayStation 5, or if you’re a PC person, Steam and Epic Games Store have your back. It sounds like chaos, but also kinda fun? Maybe. Sorta. Who even knows these days.