Worldwide PlayStation Store Update – July 1, 2025

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So, every week — and I mean without fail, like clockwork — Sony drops all this fresh stuff for PlayStation folks. It’s kind of like a treasure hunt but digital, you know? PS4, PS5, VR, you name it. Anyway, here’s the lowdown from the PlayStation Store. Oh, and if you’re like me and can’t keep a calendar straight, just peek back every Tuesday to catch what’s new.

North American Shenanigans

July’s PlayStation Plus Surprises

Okay, this lineup? Honestly, might just be the highlight of my gaming week.

• Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5): Dark, intense, probably a bit terrifying. Right up my alley.
• Jusant (PS5): No clue what it is? Same. But it’s there.
• The King of Fighter XV (PS4/PS5): Punching in pixels. Classic.

PS4 & PS5 Adventure Awaits

So here we go — the list. Brace yourself, it’s a wild ride:

• 3 on 3 Soccer: Because who doesn’t love tiny teams and big goals?
• Against the Storm: Sounds, um, intense?
• Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator: Do I really need to explain the appeal?
• The Alpha Wolf: Kinda want to howl just thinking about it.
• Anger Foot: Yes, that’s a game. No, I don’t get it.
• Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead: Deadly? Cute? Probably both.
• Antro: Just… Antro. That’s all I got.
• Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON: Balloons, but make it old-school.
• Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS: Sounds oddly intense, right?
• Bag Hero: I imagine there are literal bags involved.
• BATS BITS BALLS: Take a guess; your guess is as good as mine.
• Be A Bee: Buzzing goodness, perhaps?
• Beef Cat Ultra: Sounds like a meme gone game.
• Blacksmith Simulator: Forge some stuff, get all medieval.
• Boxville 2: More boxes, more ville.

And that’s not even half of it! Seriously, it’s like they went wild with a naming generator.

It goes on — from Cash Wash Simulator to DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH, which, by the way, makes me think of cryptic Kojima vibes. And just some random rambling: Fill The Cup 2 sounds oddly soothing, and Gemz Burst could be a glitter explosion for all I know.

Do you sense a theme? Because honestly, I lost track. Anyway, next up? Europe’s turn, but that’s a story for another day.