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Hey. So, Sid and Tim, those guys you know from, like, way back? They’re back again, chatting away — you won’t believe what they’re diving into this time. System Shock 2. Yeah, that game from eons ago that somehow laid down the law for, well, everything that came after. Honestly, who’d have thought? Meanwhile, they popped by Summer Game Fest 2025. I wasn’t there, so you’ll have to take their word for it — or just Google it, whatever works.
Next week’s gaming fire(works)? Here’s the short list. Imagine me listing these titles off:
– “Ruffy And The Riverside” for PS5. Whatever that’s about, right?
– The “System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster” — yep, more nostalgia packed into those shiny discs. PS5 and PS4 get the goodies.
– Oh, and there’s “Black Desert” for PS5. Somehow I always mix it up with that desert survival game. Different vibes, I guess.
– Last but definitely not least, grab a seat for “Death Stranding 2: On The Beach,” coming exclusively to your PS5 console. It’s… a thing.
I guess there’s some massive PS Store promo, Mid-Year Deals or something — you know, the usual drill, now until July 2. Discounts up to 70% — might as well throw money at the screen.
One random tidbit: “Ghost of Yōtei.” Apparently, the Sucker Punch team—who come up with the coolest names—are digging into some ancient foraging techniques in Hokkaido. Maybe it’ll grow on us, like moss on rocks? I don’t know, ancient stuff is mysterious.
And yeah, “Climate Station,” where science meets fun or something. If turning climate data into a story makes sense. Not sure how, but they did it for PS5 and PS VR2.
Sid Shuman and Tim Turi are the brains chatting away. Pictures of them are probably somewhere. Google them if you care. Tim’s official title is Content Communications Manager, but that sounds way too formal, doesn’t it? Meanwhile, Sid keeps it real as Senior Director of Content Communications. Quite the mouthful.
Music credit? Dormilón rocks the theme and show tunes. No idea who they are, but if you’re into that, there it is.
(Editor’s note: you know the drill, release dates are slippery. Stuff changes, and I’m just the messenger, okay?)
So there. You probably didn’t need all those details, but here they are anyway.
