Four Games That Will Max Out Your Switch 2’s Storage

Alright, picture this: Nintendo’s got us all hyped up, rolling out pre-orders for the Switch 2 games and consoles. Me, being the compulsive scroller I am, I darted straight to the “Game file size” section, because, well, it’s practically tradition now. To my surprise—well, maybe not shock, but a raised eyebrow—some game files are hefty, like they’ve been secretly snacking on Windows PC-sized storage or something. Seriously, it’s like everything’s supersized.

Makes you wonder though, doesn’t it? The whole 1080p, fancy fast frame spiel means, sure, monster graphics. But what about the Switch 2’s 256 GB? It’ll cry “uncle” after a few good games. Trust me. Here’s a brain teaser for ya: we’re talking over 300 GB for some next-gen ports. Crazy, right?

So now, imagine shopping for a microSD Express card even before the console itself. Yeah, it does sound a bit loopy. But trust me—no, trust yourself—grab the biggest one your wallet can handle. It’s like future-proofing your gaming paradise. These things? They’re like lightning on a stick compared to their older siblings. A little note though: your trusty old microSDs are outta luck here. They’ll just sit there, reminiscing over screenshots and video clips from the original Switch days. Makes you kinda nostalgic, doesn’t it? Or maybe that’s just me being sentimental. Anyway, onward to more storage, because clearly, that’s what we all need in our virtual backpacks.